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Genealogy
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My
family coat of arms ties at the back... is that normal?
My
family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
My
ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
Shake
your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
My
hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
How
can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
I
looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
I'm
not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
I'm
searching for myself; Have you seen me?
If
only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...
Isn't
genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
It's
2001... Do you know where your -Gr-Gr-Grandparents are?
A
family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
A
family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
A
new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
After
30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted
Am
I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it.
Any
family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.
Ever
find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
FLOOR:
The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
Gene-Allergy:
It's a contagious disease, but we love it.
Genealogists
are time unravelers.
Genealogy
is like playing hide and seek: They hide... we seek!
Genealogy:
Tracing yourself back to better people.
"Crazy"
is a relative term in my family.
A
pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
I
want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
I
should have asked them BEFORE they died!
My
ancestors are giving me "Bad heir" days.
I'm
always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNE flower.
Only
a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
Share
your knowledge; it is a way to achieve immortality.
Heredity:
Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
It's
an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening nor a thief.
Many
a family tree needs pruning.
Shh!
Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears.
Snobs
talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
That's
strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
I'm
not sick, I've just got fading genes.
Genealogists
live in the past lane.
Cousins
marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
Cousins
marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.
All
right! Everybody out of the gene pool!
Always
willing to share my ignorance...
Documentation...
The hardest part of genealogy.
Genealogy:
Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy...will
I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
That's
the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards.
I
researched my family tree...and apparently I don't exist.
“So…Luke
has a sister.” -Darth Vader
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